equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

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the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

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I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

(Source: lolicutie)



savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

canadianslut:

did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???

billyjojo:

imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”

h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

(Source: warteeth)

dicktho:

bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah

tanyshark:

if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am

sorry

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te)