Say yes, and you’ll figure it out afterward.
Tina Fey (via natashakills)
posted 2 hours ago - 1,787 notes - reblog
posted 7 hours ago - 42,339 notes - reblogshout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet
posted 7 hours ago - 108,890 notes - reblogif my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded
- me: *sick*
- me: *goes on the computer*
- parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE
